JOKE: Psychiatrist takes patient to trial for attacking his honor

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This is a psychiatrist who takes his patient to trial for "attacking his honor" and "falsely accusing him of illegal and immoral acts as well as dangerous to his health".



When they arrive at the trial, the psychiatrist tells the judge:



" He just treated me very badly, and hurt my feelings in an irreparable way".


Then the judge, asks the patient, who at this point was already the defendant:


"but don't you think that you have been a little acid and that you could have spoken to him in a different way, when Mr. psychiatrist was only trying to help you?"



And the patient says:



"Your honor, it is true that while the psychiatrist, after I told him that I did not want those treatments, was forcibly drugging me, against my will and that of my website relatives, with powerful psychotropic drugs whose package inserts say they can create suicidal ideation and violence, to chemically restrain me also against my will, and also tie me to the bed, and paralyze all my muscles to once in this condition, unconscious, apply between 100 and 400 volts of electricity to my brain, which would affect my memory and even my will to live..... maybe... I should have given it some more thought and made a petition through change. org, and once I reached 2 million signatures, I would present it to him to see if the psychiatrist would decide to simply take me to a quiet place where I could relax and meditate on my problems until I found out what makes me feel so sad or just completely confused.

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And the judge then says to the psychiatrist:



"Doctor, you have lost your judgment."